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    Operation Evil big brother

    well my little brother said he didnt want anything this year, says its just one big comercialised day yada yada yada and a bah humbug etc ... well ... to me its just not right not haveing at least something to unwrap at christmas so ...

    Step 1 - find an smallish empty box
    Step 2 - wrap said smallish empty box with a layer of paper, then a layer of selotape that covers the entire thing, rinse and repeat depend on time or level of evilness ..
    Step 3 - Little brother now has "nothing" .. however he has to spend ages unwraping it


    Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year
    yes i know i cant spell half the time! Thank you kindly to those few who pointed that out

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    Quote Originally Posted by stiz View Post
    Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year
    Hope it wasn't used. If I had given my brother one, it would have been...

    Brian

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    The annual Christmas gift from a pal of mine to his younger brother is a crate of beer. The youger brother of course returns the favor, so both of 'em end up with a crate of beer each.
    Best present ever I say. :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by stiz View Post
    well my little brother said he didnt want anything this year, says its just one big comercialised day yada yada yada and a bah humbug etc ... well ... to me its just not right not haveing at least something to unwrap at christmas so ...

    Step 1 - find an smallish empty box
    Step 2 - wrap said smallish empty box with a layer of paper, then a layer of selotape that covers the entire thing, rinse and repeat depend on time or level of evilness ..
    Step 3 - Little brother now has "nothing" .. however he has to spend ages unwraping it


    Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year
    Ah, tape; the more the merrier!!! My wife says she can always tell when I wrap a gift by the sheer amount of tape used!!

    "Hornets by mandate, Tomcats by choice!"

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    Stiz, i did just that last year but with a note on the final layer just saying "well you asked for nothing, so thats what i got you" he then sulked about it for a few days mumbling about wanting some new xbox games or something or other... i went blank and got him a wallet.... to leave notes in of course this year i got him some film on blu-ray... film begins with an I but i wouldn't know what it was if it was wearing a christmas tree fancy dress with bright flashing lights holding a sign telling me what it was... anyways i'm off down the pub now, so have a Merry Christmas All!

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