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djscoo
December 24th, 2008, 17:33
I've illustrated book version from my Dad, who used to read it to us in his best Cajun accent.
Here it is:

Twas the night before Christmas an' all t'ru de house,
Dey don't a ting pass Not even a mouse.
De chirren been nezzle good snug on de flo',
An' Mama pass de pepper t'ru de crack on de do'.

De Mama in de fireplace done roas' up de ham,
Sit up de gumbo an' make de bake yam.
Den out on de by-you dey got such a clatter,
Make soun' like old Boudreau done fall off his ladder.

I run like a rabbit to got to de do',
Trip over de dorg an' fall on de flo'.
As I look out de do'in de light o' de moon,
I t'ink, "Mahn, you crazy or got ol' too soon."

Cux dere on de by-you w'en I stretch ma'neck stiff,
Dere's eight alligator a pullin' de skiff.
An' a little fat drover wit' a long pole-ing stick,
I know r'at away got to be ole St.Nick.

Mo' fas'er an' fas'er de' gator dey came
He whistle an' holler an' call dem by name:
"Ha, Gaston! Ha, Tiboy! Ha, Pierre an' Alcee'!
Gee, Ninette! Gee, Suzette! Celeste an'Renee'!

To de top o' de porch to de top o' de wall,
Make crawl, alligator, an' be sho' you don' fall."
Like Tante Flo's cat t'ru de treetop he fly,
W'en de big ole houn' dorg come a run hisse's by.

Like dat up de porch dem ole 'gator clim!
Wit' de skiff full o' toy an' St. Nicklus behin'.
Den on top de porch roof it soun' like de hail,
W'en all dem big gator, done sot down dey tail.

Den down de chimney I yell wit' a bam,
An' St.Nicklus fall an' sit on de yam.
"Sacre!" he axclaim, "Ma pant got a hole
I done sot ma'se'f on dem red hot coal."

He got on his foots an' jump like de cat
Out to de flo' where he lan' wit' a SPLAT!
He was dress in musk-rat from his head to his foot,
An' his clothes is all dirty wit' ashes an' soot.

A sack full o' playt'ing he t'row on his back,
He look like a burglar an' dass fo' a fack.
His eyes how dey shine his dimple, how merry!
Maybe he been drink de wine from de blackberry.

His cheek was like a rose his nose a cherry,
On secon' t'ought maybe he lap up de sherry.
Wit' snow-white chin whisker an' quiverin' belly,
He shook w'en he laugh like de stromberry jelly!

But a wink in his eye an' a shook o' his head,
Make my confi-dence dat I don't got to be scared.
He don' do no talkin' gone strit to hi work,
Put a playt'ing in sock an' den turn wit' a jerk.

He put bot' his han' dere on top o' his head,
Cas' an eye on de chimney an' den he done said:
"Wit' all o' dat fire an' dem burnin' hot flame,
Me I ain' goin' back by de way dat I came."

So he run out de do' an, he clim' to de roof,
He ain' no fool, him for to make one more goof.
He jump in his skiff an' crack his big whip,
De' gator move down, An don' make one slip.

An' I hear him shout loud as a splashin' he go,
"Merry Christmas to all 'til I saw you some mo'!"

-By: J.B. Kling Jr.
:santahat:

Mick
December 24th, 2008, 18:39
:costumes::costumes::costumes:

Just yesterday I read a book that quoted a verse of that rhyme!

It was the first I ever heard of it and I wondered if it was part of a real poem or if the author had just made up that one verse for her Cajun character to recite.

The book is Cat Deck The Halls, a Joe Gray mystery by Shirley Rousseau Murphy. I wonder if her French maiden name might indicate Cajun roots...?

BTW, anyone who likes cats and likes their mysteries with a dose of fantasy might really enjoy the Joe Gray mysteries. Google the author and her website will come right up and you can meet Joe Gray, a rather special kitty with remarkable talents.

pointy31
December 24th, 2008, 18:57
Haw! Mais I lern dat pome a long time ago, win I wur 15 an in de turd grade...:costumes:

lifejogger
December 24th, 2008, 19:07
:costumes::costumes::costumes::costumes::costumes: love it.

deKoven
December 25th, 2008, 03:06
I once foolishly thought I was gonna collect ALL the various versions of this poem. Got all the way to 40 some and quit when I learned I hadn't even scratched the surface.

Gotta admit, this one is a bit "different". :costumes:

:applause:

Cazzie
December 25th, 2008, 03:31
:costumes::costumes::costumes:

Whaja mean turd grade pointy? Dey kick ju out da turd grade, cause dey had to put ya in da same room wid yo daddy! :icon_lol:

Caz

Lionheart
December 25th, 2008, 09:22
That was a good read...

Amazing how rich the culture in Louisianna is with French heritage and so different from the rest of the world.

Dad spoke pretty much like that and spoke some cajun french as well, actual french, but in the cajun dialect.

When I was taking French in college, I got a chance to finally hear him talking with a friend of his in Louisianna in French. I barely caught a couple of words, lol.. Its so different from European French, its like its own language.

Some good people down there.



Thanks for sharing that DJSCOO

:applause:


Bill

jmig
December 25th, 2008, 13:22
Haw! Mais I lern dat pome a long time ago, win I wur 15 an in de turd grade...:costumes:

:costumes:

I used to read that every Christmas Eve to my children.