An email my dad sent me

[Ken Stallings]

My dad sent me this in an email. It originally came from my uncle who is himself a retired Air Force Technical Sergeant back in the days before the Senior NCO ranks.

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
"Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine.I can't drink coffee.<o:p></o:p>
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.<o:p></o:p>

[Navy Chief]

I've already sent this to 6 friends of mine. THANKS!! :ernae:

NC

[Willy]

Good one! I got it from my brother in law who's a rural mail carrier.

[paiken]

:applause::applause::applause:
There's more truth in this than you may think!

[boxcar]

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Funny & in many cases true. Will send this to a few friends serving us so well...

................ & I sincerely hope that Chacha doesn't have to explain this to llttle Chacha
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.....Here in The Newshawks today: http://www.sim-outhouse.com/sohforums/showthread.php/33612-I-Love-My-Dentist
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[viking3]

That's a good one. lmfao


Regards, Rob:ernae:

[jmig]

:icon_lol: That can apply to a lot of places these day.

*excuse me a min. I need to get more coffee.*

[harleyman]

That was great...Loved it...I bet its so true too.....

[lifejogger]

:jump::jump::jump:

[txnetcop]

Not only funny but true...just go to a VA hospital one time and you will see it in action!
Ted
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[MudMarine]

After 12 yrs of government employment I'd have to say I never stood around scratching my balls!!:icon_lol: I came to work early and left late, its the tax payers money I was spending, and I liked spending it wisely!! But believe me I got grief for my work ethic, some people used to actually tell me to knock off the showing up early stuff, I was making them look bad! Lazy SOB's!!

[limjack]

Thanks for the :icon_lol: Ken.

Jim

[boxcar]

Not only funny but true...just go to a VA hospital one time and you will see it in action!


So true. "We put Veterans first"... sometimes. In all fairness, the Hot Springs, South Dakota VAMC has many great people working there, though there are a couple of handfuls of them that should be shown the door, imo. Arrogant attitudes mainly along with the lack of motivation, imo.