Hey! I'm a part of the vast conspiracy!! [Archive]

TeaSea

January 17th, 2010, 15:59

And I'm quoted in this thread (guess who I am)!

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A little upset they didn't link to our web site though.

www.jcse.mil

DaveKDEN

January 17th, 2010, 16:46

Lots of goof balls over at that prisonplanet forum. Too much time on their hands to be sure. While the Internet has opened up all sorts of wonderful communication channels, it's unfortunately open to the nutcase conspiracy theorists as well.

Dave
PS: But then again, I could be part of the conspiracy as I was in the USAF some years ago (he says with great sarcasm).

PPS: Danny Glover says the quake is due to a lack of action on Global Warming. 'Nuther nutcase!

harleyman

January 17th, 2010, 16:48

Cool....

Is this you?

Jon Anderson, a DISA spokesman, said the agency is supplying 10 megabits of satellite capacity to Navy, Marine and Air Force units engaged in the Haiti relief operation

TeaSea

January 17th, 2010, 17:21

Nope, sorry Mr. Harleyman....But I do know Jon Anderson.

I am definitely misquoted in there somewhere. We were rather proud of our ability to start from nothing and build into a major support operation....getting teams deployed and vital communications up in just a matter of hours.

Just didn't realized it was all pre-planned. I guess we didn't get the memo.:icon_lol:

Screwed up a 4 day weekend though....

safn1949

January 17th, 2010, 17:49

Uhh,all done to take over Haiti.Ok,enlighten me,why would anyone want Haiti? It's like invading a dumpster,man there are some nutjobs over at that site.

Now,having said all that,this is a tragedy beyond measure.And I for one am proud as I can be of our people who are rushing in to help,thanks for all you do TeaSea and tell everyone else thanks also.:USA-flag:

DaveKDEN

January 17th, 2010, 18:13

Now,having said all that,this is a tragedy beyond measure.And I for one am proud as I can be of our people who are rushing in to help,thanks for all you do TeaSea and tell everyone else thanks also.:USA-flag:

Hear hear!!! :salute: :USA-flag:

Good ole' USA lends a mighty helping hand yet again. Unfortunately, it won't be long before it's forgotton and we're bashed by the likes of wacko Hugo Chavez and nutcase Ahmadinejad.

cheezyflier

January 17th, 2010, 18:16

you know, my first thought upon reading the first few posts in that forum was "i should send this link to my cousin"
he's the kind of guy who would have great fun whipping these guys into a froth.

but then i realized that it would be so easy he'd be bored in 10 minutes

Trans_23

January 17th, 2010, 19:50

They probably thought the world was going to implode at the turn of the century also. :bump:

Trans_23

January 17th, 2010, 19:53

And I'm quoted in this thread (guess who I am)!

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A little upset they didn't link to our web site though.

www.jcse.mil (http://www.jcse.mil)

Chris Wilson??

OBIO

January 17th, 2010, 21:57

It all finally makes sense: The 12-21-2012 stuff, all the conspiracy theories over the planned earth quake in Haiti, the changes in the magnetic field around the planet. I finally was able to piece it all together and know now the truth behind it all. Earth Worms! Earth Freaking Worms!

Think about it...Earth Worms eat dirt in order to extract nutrients from it. Now, picture that he Earth Worms have been exposed to all the fertilizers in the soil, all the left over growth hormones in cow poop, not to mention all the various medications that are thrown away and sent to land fills that find their way into the soil...The Earth Worms have mutated into GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS...maybe not the ones up close to the surface, the ones we dig up to use as fish bait...but the ones down deep, down closer to the core of the planet. These GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS are eating so much dirt that the planet is becoming hollow....like a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

As the planet becomes more and more hollow, earth quakes are becoming more frequent and stronger....and by the time 12-21-2012 comes around, the planet will be so hollow that it will weigh much less than it has since it was formed. When the cosmic alignment that the Maya predicted happens, Earth will be pulled out of its orbit and sent flinging off through the universe...where it will enter orbit around a new sun and be neighbors with the planet that the aliens took the Anasazi Indians too....and the Anasazi Indians will replace the Cleveland Indians and finally win the World Series.

There....we have nothing to worry about....other than were all the players on the Indians will end up being traded to.

OBIO

TomSteber

January 18th, 2010, 03:33

It all finally makes sense: The 12-21-2012 stuff, all the conspiracy theories over the planned earth quake in Haiti, the changes in the magnetic field around the planet. I finally was able to piece it all together and know now the truth behind it all. Earth Worms! Earth Freaking Worms!

Think about it...Earth Worms eat dirt in order to extract nutrients from it. Now, picture that he Earth Worms have been exposed to all the fertilizers in the soil, all the left over growth hormones in cow poop, not to mention all the various medications that are thrown away and sent to land fills that find their way into the soil...The Earth Worms have mutated into GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS...maybe not the ones up close to the surface, the ones we dig up to use as fish bait...but the ones down deep, down closer to the core of the planet. These GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS are eating so much dirt that the planet is becoming hollow....like a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

As the planet becomes more and more hollow, earth quakes are becoming more frequent and stronger....and by the time 12-21-2012 comes around, the planet will be so hollow that it will weigh much less than it has since it was formed. When the cosmic alignment that the Maya predicted happens, Earth will be pulled out of its orbit and sent flinging off through the universe...where it will enter orbit around a new sun and be neighbors with the planet that the aliens took the Anasazi Indians too....and the Anasazi Indians will replace the Cleveland Indians and finally win the World Series.

There....we have nothing to worry about....other than were all the players on the Indians will end up being traded to.

OBIO

:applause::applause::applause::applause: Thank God, finally, someone "in the know".

Snuffy

January 18th, 2010, 03:36

Looks like a site I need to avoid. LOL!! :bump:

Toastmaker

January 18th, 2010, 03:52

Well, Obio - I guess we should all be on the lookout for "worm sign" around here, then we'll know it's comming. . .

Too bad about Cleveland, though -

:icon_lol:

DaveKDEN

January 18th, 2010, 05:56

It all finally makes sense: The 12-21-2012 stuff, all the conspiracy theories over the planned earth quake in Haiti, the changes in the magnetic field around the planet. I finally was able to piece it all together and know now the truth behind it all. Earth Worms! Earth Freaking Worms!

Think about it...Earth Worms eat dirt in order to extract nutrients from it. Now, picture that he Earth Worms have been exposed to all the fertilizers in the soil, all the left over growth hormones in cow poop, not to mention all the various medications that are thrown away and sent to land fills that find their way into the soil...The Earth Worms have mutated into GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS...maybe not the ones up close to the surface, the ones we dig up to use as fish bait...but the ones down deep, down closer to the core of the planet. These GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS are eating so much dirt that the planet is becoming hollow....like a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

As the planet becomes more and more hollow, earth quakes are becoming more frequent and stronger....and by the time 12-21-2012 comes around, the planet will be so hollow that it will weigh much less than it has since it was formed. When the cosmic alignment that the Maya predicted happens, Earth will be pulled out of its orbit and sent flinging off through the universe...where it will enter orbit around a new sun and be neighbors with the planet that the aliens took the Anasazi Indians too....and the Anasazi Indians will replace the Cleveland Indians and finally win the World Series.

There....we have nothing to worry about....other than were all the players on the Indians will end up being traded to.

OBIO

Hilarious!!! :jump:

aeronca1

January 18th, 2010, 06:15

What time on the 21st? I'd like to be packed and ready!! LOL, you should turn that into a script and email it to James Cameron.

Terry

January 18th, 2010, 06:23

It all finally makes sense: The 12-21-2012 stuff, all the conspiracy theories over the planned earth quake in Haiti, the changes in the magnetic field around the planet. I finally was able to piece it all together and know now the truth behind it all. Earth Worms! Earth Freaking Worms!

Think about it...Earth Worms eat dirt in order to extract nutrients from it. Now, picture that he Earth Worms have been exposed to all the fertilizers in the soil, all the left over growth hormones in cow poop, not to mention all the various medications that are thrown away and sent to land fills that find their way into the soil...The Earth Worms have mutated into GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS...maybe not the ones up close to the surface, the ones we dig up to use as fish bait...but the ones down deep, down closer to the core of the planet. These GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS are eating so much dirt that the planet is becoming hollow....like a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

As the planet becomes more and more hollow, earth quakes are becoming more frequent and stronger....and by the time 12-21-2012 comes around, the planet will be so hollow that it will weigh much less than it has since it was formed. When the cosmic alignment that the Maya predicted happens, Earth will be pulled out of its orbit and sent flinging off through the universe...where it will enter orbit around a new sun and be neighbors with the planet that the aliens took the Anasazi Indians too....and the Anasazi Indians will replace the Cleveland Indians and finally win the World Series.

There....we have nothing to worry about....other than were all the players on the Indians will end up being traded to.

OBIO

And what happens to the overstuffed worms? Is this the beginning of Herbert's Dune trilogy? I want some of that spice, be nice to have those bright blue eyes.

magoo

January 18th, 2010, 06:47

OBIO
These GIANT EARTH EATING SLITHERY THINGS are eating so much dirt that the planet is becoming hollow....like a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

It's not so much that the planet is becoming hollow, but perhaps it may be filling up with worm pooh. That in itself may go a long way to explain global warming, along with mounting tectonic instability. (grease the continental drift edges with WHAT....?)

OBIO

January 18th, 2010, 09:28

And what happens to the overstuffed worms? Is this the beginning of Herbert's Dune trilogy? I want some of that spice, be nice to have those bright blue eyes.

This very well may be the course of things to come....in fact I think it has already begun....most of the people in my wife's family have intense blue eyes. And there are spice racks...big ones...in every kitchen used by this family...spices that I have never heard of before.

OBIO

TeaSea

January 18th, 2010, 12:29

There you go.....

Notice that your name over the avatar is in blue....uh-huh. What more do you need?

Bjoern

January 18th, 2010, 15:33

The OP in that thread needs to learn how to frackin' properly format his text. All the colors, bold parts and different font sizes are giving me eye cancer!

Piglet

January 18th, 2010, 15:57

Aliens revealed!!

b24_witchcraft

January 18th, 2010, 17:13

Wow - I need a tinfoil hat just to read that. The level of stupid BS on that website amazes me.
The various text sizes and colors throughout don't help their cause either.
What amazes me is that some people will actually believe that BS theory.

Collin

January 18th, 2010, 17:17

This very well may be the course of things to come....in fact I think it has already begun....most of the people in my wife's family have intense blue eyes. And there are spice racks...big ones...in every kitchen used by this family...spices that I have never heard of before.

OBIO

Can't we all get into those space distorting whaley thingies and bugger off?:icon_lol:

We can leave the politicians behind to keep Panther company while he takes the photo's.:kilroy:

regards Collin:ernae: