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    Sounds pretty minor, he was backing out of his driveway and hit a fire hydrant and tree. Hospital states no admittance for Tiger, some press release said serious injuries for his passenger I guess. Florida Patrol is already saying no alcohol involved.
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    Sounds like he could use a good driver off the golf course as well..

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    Weird and confusing story. Now it was just him, treated and released, good condition, charges still pending, but no alcohol.
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    Backing out of the driveway..... hitting a fire hydrant...... then hitting a neighbor's tree.... and all that 2:30 in the morning...... and a specific statement that no alcohol was involved???? I really wonder what was going on, maybe I have become somewhat of a sceptic in my old age. Whatever, this was not a "normal leaving home" for a pleasure ride in the middle of the night.:isadizzy::isadizzy::isadizzy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kofschip View Post
    Backing out of the driveway..... hitting a fire hydrant...... then hitting a neighbor's tree.... and all that 2:30 in the morning...... and a specific statement that no alcohol was involved????:isadizzy::isadizzy::isadizzy:
    Hehe, maybe that 2009 Cadillac Escalade just kinda got away from him.
    At 2:30 AM there's usually alcohol involved but I'll suspend reality this time around and give Tiger the benefit of the doubt. He's a good guy and I hope he wasn't seriously injured.

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    Accident not reported until nearly 12 hours later? Now that doesn't make sense either. But no alcohol involved.
    I think I smell a conspiracy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomSteber View Post
    Accident not reported until nearly 12 hours later? Now that doesn't make sense either. But no alcohol involved.
    I think I smell a conspiracy!
    I've been thinking the same thing Tom. But didn't want to be the first one out of the gate to say it. Sounds like Tiger was in a hurry to go see Winnie da Pooh.
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    They've ruled out alcohol...but no mention of other "substances"? Hmmmm
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    He and the misses could have had a fight, he may have left in a fit of anger and accidentally used his SUV as a battering ram.

    That or he was higher than a Georgia pine.
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    Naw, my wife AND daughter said they thought he was just in a rush to join the early-bird shoppers getting in line for Black Friday shopping in a few hours.....:isadizzy:

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    Does not surprise me. All the experts said he would not be able to drive as well after his knee surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomSteber View Post
    Goodness!

    What a very violent woman! :isadizzy:

    Poor Tiger! That is not how to settle marital disputes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    Goodness!

    What a very violent woman! :isadizzy:

    Poor Tiger! That is not how to settle marital disputes!
    See I said earlier there was more to it. I wonder what Tiger did to get beat up?:isadizzy::isadizzy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kofschip View Post
    See I said earlier there was more to it. I wonder what Tiger did to get beat up?:isadizzy::isadizzy:
    He is a tamed tiger, and dances on her wife's palm! Oooops, did I say that out loud!

    Sorry, I like Tiger.... He is a good sports icon....

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    In poorer or in health...

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    She used the club to break the rear windshield to get Tiger out. She took of in a golf cart from the house after she heard the crash, supposedly. If he was going less than 33mph, the airbags did not deploy, did she really have get all fire fighter and do an "extraction". 33mph and lacerations.?. Strange!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stansdds View Post
    He and the misses could have had a fight, he may have left in a fit of anger and accidentally used his SUV as a battering ram.

    That or he was higher than a Georgia pine.
    I Agree!! They had a fight!! I hear another woman is involved!!

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    Elin Nordegren does a great nude photo pose, but I wonder what it's like being married to her...
    Well actually, I don't... but the news media certainly will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing_Z View Post
    Elin Nordegren does a great nude photo pose, but I wonder what it's like being married to her...
    Well actually, I don't... but the news media certainly will.
    Those pics are of Kim Hoitt, though
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    :isadizzy:He didn't need but half of all those millions of dollars anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo delta View Post
    Those pics are of Kim Hoitt, though
    What, do they all have to have a nude photo portfolio??
    Celebrities...:isadizzy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing_Z View Post
    :isadizzy:

    What, do they all have to have a nude photo portfolio??
    Celebrities...:isadizzy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    Wives should stand by their men...! Was there a song with the same title?
    "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynett. But she never mentioned any golf clubs in the song.
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    The jokes are starting. Here are a few of the better ones:

    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
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    3.Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has ahole-in-one.<O:P></O:P>
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    4.What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive aball 400 yards……..<O:P></O:P>
    <O:P></O:P>
    5.What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?They went clubbing<O:P></O:P>
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    6.Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pickup some tips on how to beat Tiger.




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