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    Then there was the guy that the Norfolk PD pulled over who was totally nude while driving in downtown Norfolk. He never really gave any excuse, but in court, he was quite insistent to the judge that the police "can't do that to the Candy Man". We never did get a good explanation of that statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TARPSBird View Post
    If you really want to hear some good stories that never make the news, any cop can tell you a few. My friend JT who is retired Norfolk PD once pulled over a lady for some moving violation. When he asked for her license and registration she became upset and burt into tears. She told him she had come home early from work and found her husband in bed with his gay lover. At that point the woman (who was in her 30s and good looking) says to JT, "How could he choose a man over me? Don't you think I'm attractive?" and suddenly pulls up her blouse and bra to show JT the merchandise. He was speechless and decided that since the tears and emotion seemed legit she already had enough on her plate without getting a ticket, and let her off with a warning.
    One of my good friends in town (I taught his kids) is a state police officer who used to pull over a woman all the time on the highway in his sector because she had her nether regions pierced and enjoyed driving over rumble strips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rami View Post
    One of my good friends in town (I taught his kids) is a state police officer who used to pull over a woman all the time on the highway in his sector because she had her nether regions pierced and enjoyed driving over rumble strips.
    I've got nothin' to top that, LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TARPSBird View Post
    I've got nothin' to top that, LOL.
    you know, i can't even imagine what could

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    Drat, wish I could have been there to see that

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezyflier View Post
    you know, i can't even imagine what could

    well i think i spoke too soon. randy travis' tale beats this one without even knowing the backround.

    can you imagine how that story begins?


    so there i am, minding my own, when all of a sudden, a drunk, naked randy travis...

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