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    Something to tell your wife tonight

    Afterbeing married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her for a while ... Then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G,H,I, J, K."

    She asked ... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,Hot.”

    She smiled happily and said "Oh, that's so lovely ...What about I, J,K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic aboutsaving most of his teeth!!!!!! :mixedsmi:
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    Ouch!

    Just celebrated my wife's birthday yesterday. I mistakenly said she looked pretty good for her X number of years and I was a year off the wrong way. Woops. Still, dinner and a movie seemed to ameliorate my gaff.
    Keep your airspeed up,



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