Smuggling candy into the movie theater.
Don't go to the theater, but I have smuggled stuff into baseball parks.
Hating the sound of people chewing food.
Doesn't bother me too much, unless they are obnoxious about or chewing with an open mouth.
When I'm eating food while watching TV, I can't actually start eating until the show starts.
Ummmm... no, I eat when I'm hungry, regardless of starting time.
Hitting the lock button on the car remote more than once, just to be sure.
Don't have a remote. I must be a troglodyte or something.
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything.
Yep, happens to me often enough and it's darned annoying.
Sticking one leg out of the blanket while sleeping
I don't sleep. Sleep is highly overrated and if I were to sleep, the men in black might sneak up on me and take me away.
What?
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