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    Your wish is my command >>> what does this messge tell you

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
    sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
    you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
    wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
    bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do
    it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
    little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I
    wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
    she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
    she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


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    What a way to start the day!!!! I almost fell outta my chair, Mike ROFL! I guess the fact that it is soooooo true is what grabs ya by the...well, I won't say what it grabs ya by.
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....................

    <--- almost falls off desk chair..


    I have heard this one before, and its always better the next time around..
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    Linda didn't think it was funny at all..lol...I busted a gut.
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    Donna ain't laughing either...no sense of humor in the morning LOL
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    I had to chuckle...

    I dont share with Tina...LOL

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    Very true....

    Impossible to understand....

    Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

    Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

    ... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:

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    That is a good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    Very true....

    Impossible to understand....

    Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

    Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

    ... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:

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    This old photo explains it fairly well.

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    I thought it was funny as heck, but I won't pass it on to he Boss since the sofa isn't as comfy as the bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    This old photo explains it fairly well.

    notice none of those knobs are labled as to what their function is...

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    Icon5 Woman...

    Are taken out from your (man's) ribs.....

    made to be your partner (not slave)...... (not your toy either)



    precious
    refined
    delicate
    classy
    elegant
    gracious
    nice
    polished
    sophisticated
    suave
    well-bred
    cleansed
    rarefied
    loved.......


    (I ran out of adjectives)



    ... come on you guys, you know what part of your life we are..

    We are your missing rib!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    ... come on you guys, you know what part of your life we are..

    We are your missing rib!
    Actually ....

    Based on my ex ... I'd have to say she came from a different part of the body ... eep! :d
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    Very true....

    Impossible to understand....

    Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

    Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

    ... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:




    and round and round. . . until we get nauseous and throw up ??
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    Missing rib ???? that rib sometimes really hurts
    Quote Originally Posted by Chacha View Post
    Are taken out from your (man's) ribs.....

    made to be your partner (not slave)...... (not your toy either)



    precious
    refined
    delicate
    classy
    elegant
    gracious
    nice
    polished
    sophisticated
    suave
    well-bred
    cleansed
    rarefied
    loved.......


    (I ran out of adjectives)



    ... come on you guys, you know what part of your life we are..

    We are your missing rib!
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