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    not even santa is safe!

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091217/...o-870a197.html

    The PC lot'll never take him alive!

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    Well, in this case I somehow agree. Can't risk the old man kicking the bucket due to heart failure, can we? :d



    (No problem for me, my family and probably most of Europe though. Our version of St.Nicholas is a typical hippie. He comes from the woods up north, has a long beard, is thin and bad kids get a round of birching from him...okay, not quite a hippie then. Also, he brings the gifts on the evening of the 24th already.)

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    Since when dies Santa drink Brandy and eat Mince Pie??? Around here, it's milk and fresh-baked cookies! I'm 44 years old and NEVER have I seen him portrayed as drunk!:isadizzy:
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    no matter how you slice it, there's always somebody who wants to mess with what ain't broke.

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    So an anorexic Santa with tight facial skin and puffed up lips? No thanks.
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    Its really bad now when they critique an imaginative individual eh? All for the sake of the children of course.


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    Drink-Driving? When did Santa ever use roads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Clayton View Post
    Since when dies Santa drink Brandy and eat Mince Pie??? Around here, it's milk and fresh-baked cookies!
    Milk and cookies is a North American tradition, in the UK (in our house at least) it was always a glass of sherry and a mince pie...oh and a carrot for Rudolph too!
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    The morons that came up with this should be institutionalized for their own safety - and ours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Clayton View Post
    I'm 44 years old and NEVER have I seen him portrayed as drunk!:isadizzy:
    You should really see the movie 'Bad Santa' then..

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    I just hate it when I do this.



    stopping the drink driving, LOl

    Morons for sure...:ernae::ernae:

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    I think some of these healthy living people simply have too much free time on their hands.
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