Shadow Wolf 07,

The reason why I never made it back last night is because of Jayden. She decided to perform one of her science experiments...she wanted to find out what would happen if she filled up the garbage disposal with popcorn seeds. She dumped two whole bags (two quarts) of seeds into the disposal and turned it on.

When Erica and I ran back into the kitchen, my daughter was ducking below the counter, but trying to peer over the edge of the sink, and...let's just say it looked like a tornado going in reverse. Between her getting the floor and my wife and I getting the counters (it went everywhere) it took ninety minutes to clean it up.

This is the same girl who wanted snow in July two years ago and dumped three five pound bags of bleached flour around the kitchen to make everything white.

Erica and I just about peed ourselves laughing after the kids were asleep. And just think; she's only seven.