I ended up buying a new Moto E (previous version) for 90 bucks. Had ordered a Moto G, but found out (contrary to the item's description on Amazon) it did NOT have an expansion slot for a microSDcard, which I wanted. The Moto E does. So I can keep most of apps on that. I do not have the phone connected to any wireless service, and never will. The jerks charge too much, and I ain't payin' it.
But as long as I have access to a wireless network (be it at my house or restaurant, or whatever) I can cruise the internet, and even make phone calls. I subscribe to a service called "OOMA". I bought one of their devices which connects to my home router, which connects to my house phone. My account with them is awesome, because my OOMA phone number is accessible from wherever I...