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Captain Tenneal

January 14th, 2009, 20:17

JAG & RAMI I'm sorry

:a1451::banghead:

my piece of :bs: computer!!!!! OH I MEAN MY NEW piece of :bs: computer took a :bs: on me tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!! makes me:barf:

email to place i got the system

"Tom,

Hi, I brought my PC in Friday the team worked on it all day everything was going good until Saturday when the system shut down when I tried to restart it it started beeping continually after I removed the usb connection i had on it restarted. this happened again the next day. the next morning after i woke and powered up it wouldn't start correctly until i removed the video cable, it booted, every thing was fine until tonite when I was using it on an application it shut off "I had no USB connection on the system for at least 24hrs) when it booted again it says i needed to run windows repair by the time i got the disk out and rebooted I could not get it to stop beeping or access the DVD/ROM to run the repair utility in succession I tried to remove the wireless card unplugged the HDD to see if the DVD would boot i the removed the video card and plugged the monitor into the the MoBo's video still had no success so again I'm to a logger head and completely stumped."

Dirtman

January 15th, 2009, 04:12

Yo CT;

I'd take yer new box outside and shoot it a dawn....

.................71381

Tis the only merciful thing to do...

Captain Tenneal

January 15th, 2009, 05:51

U no all i keep thinkin is OFFICE SPACE!!!!

DIE "ok u no the rest of the lyrics" I just need a bat!!!

DauntlessDriver546

January 15th, 2009, 05:55

Hey Capn'...

I hope everything turns out for the better, I'm sorry you had to go through this...

Why don't you do some target practice? Wal-Mart sells bats, too! :woot:

PSULLYKEYS

January 15th, 2009, 05:56

Darn Cap'n..........keel haul the offender..give no quarter........ got to be a real bummer!:kilroy:

Good_2_Be

January 15th, 2009, 06:50

I have a Hammer I could send ya, your choice 21 ounce 32 ounce or the 10 pound sledge :pop4:

Captain Tenneal

January 15th, 2009, 07:00

only thing is it ain't like my $8 models when i was kidd, or i would get a few dozen M-80s at the Indian res and have some good ole kid fun

Good_2_Be

January 15th, 2009, 07:07

At least it's not doing the "Dave, what are you doing Dave?" thing.....

Captain Tenneal

January 15th, 2009, 07:32

HAH!!! don't be so sure!! last night it said it needed a windows/system32 file then shut off!!! funny thing is that it is XP SP3 i have had nothing but problems with that OS in all of my puters hmmmm could it that our friends @ M$ at sabotaging XP so we will want to get Vista??? hee heee maybe its time to go back to Win98sp2...

Jerm

January 15th, 2009, 13:13

U no all i keep thinkin is OFFICE SPACE!!!!

oh man that was the best part of that movie when they took that printer out in that field.

sc7500

January 15th, 2009, 14:00

Cap'n T, the common thread to your comp challenge is a POOR GROUND somewhere on the MoBo.

Every time you got the system to fire up, a cable had to be removed ~ that jostles the mother board and reconnects the bad ground long enough to light it up. After a bit, the heat from operation makes the ground tenuous ~ and when it cools down ?

Challenge returns.

My guess is a loose set of MoBo screws... or a cracked motherboard / bad ground.

Good Luck
SC
:kilroy:

Devildog73

January 15th, 2009, 15:47

Capn, I am with sc on this. I am leaning toward a crack in the MB soldering.

Those beeps have meaning dependent upon how many.

How new/old is the PC? Is it still under warranty?
Where have you been taking it for service?
What brand is it?

I have been running XP SP3 now, XP SP2 on both of mine; for over two years on the PC; and just since Nov-Dec on the laptop. Not even a hiccup out of either one.

Ghostrider

January 15th, 2009, 16:03

Get a Mac Pro and boot to windows for games only :applause:

GR

BTW, Is this banana spanking it, or is it just me? :Banane16:

Devildog73

January 15th, 2009, 16:15

ROFLHOAOAOA!

For those that do not know:

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Over And Over And Over Again!

Ghostrider

January 15th, 2009, 16:22

Gives new meaning to the phrase "I like the way you handle that banana!":Banane16::d

Devildog73

January 15th, 2009, 16:28

Stop you're killin' me ova here!

I am laughing so hard, Ghostrider, tears are comin' down my cheeks!

Ghostrider

January 15th, 2009, 17:17

Just one of the many services, I provide, Devildog!

:Banane09:
GR

Captain Tenneal

January 15th, 2009, 20:06

Well she (the 3ScrewMaru) is back in the shop and, I'm living in laptop land again,,, I guess I just wasn't ready for PrimeTyme! they say that since she has only been out of the shop for less then a week it ain't gunna cost me anything this time.....LOL I'm even givin um business because my friends emachine's OS got blasted I tried for a few weeks to get it goin but never could emachine's recovery didn't work. they are authorized emachine repair so I told her to get it done there....

anyways is there a lemon law for computers LOL

Dirtman

January 16th, 2009, 05:28

Yo CT;

Well she (the 3ScrewMaru) is back in the shop

Don't worry Bro; the "Maru" will be out of "drydock" soon....

I'm sure Nurse Rachet & Dr Jellyfinger down at the Kumputer Klinic will find the trouble....

........71476 71477

and, I'm living in laptop land again,,,

Back to using the vacuum cleaner cuz the fan is still busted right?

..........71479

........71478

.
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bretnutz

January 16th, 2009, 05:46

I wonder if there is anything on Youtube about a Computer being Blown Up with C4??

Captain Tenneal

January 20th, 2009, 20:29

"3ScrewMaru" aka Yankee Station code name "MUSTANG" reporting back to dudy

So what brung the 45k tonne fighting carrier to the dockyard you ask?

Tango_Romeo

January 20th, 2009, 20:42

Please stop sending those pills to the Captain. :argue:

Captain Tenneal

January 20th, 2009, 22:38

3screw's CT vectors in sum cunucks to do sum bear huntin...:rapture:

Tango_Romeo

January 20th, 2009, 22:49

3screw's CT vectors in sum cunucks to do sum bear huntin...:rapture:

...spell V-o-o-d-o-o? Gotta have the Voodoo for the Hoodoo! :gossip:

Tango_Romeo

January 20th, 2009, 22:57

At least it's not doing the "Dave, what are you doing Dave?" thing.....

....so all I have to do is open the drawer, grab the 'chip removal tool' and fondle it a bit in front of the webcam. That's when I start getting the Tom-I'm-Scared! audio messages....he just skips the Tom-What-Are-You-Doing? phase these days. :173go1:

hewman100

January 21st, 2009, 02:18

Perhaps you're looking for the man with the power.....:gossip:

Captain Tenneal

January 21st, 2009, 06:53

funnest thing TR...n G2B, a little "MEM chip" thats what brung the 3screw down cept it wasn't saying "bruce Im afraid" it was says "HEY BRUCE U STUPID PEICE OF DUNG!" "WHY THE FRICK ARN'T U FIXXIN ME!!!!". Well that what the beeps ment i think........ it thinks i'm just a ===:Banane16:

Tango_Romeo

January 21st, 2009, 07:57

.....It's a disgruntled employee! Disgruntled...because I know you give it tender loving care...but I feel your pain. :kiss:

Dirtman

January 21st, 2009, 11:13

Hern07

January 22nd, 2009, 18:11

I have heard that sometimes over heating and/or the power supply can cause really weird symptoms. We all have a love-hate relationship with our pieece of s--t computers, sometimes a little heavy on the "hate" side.

Dirtman

January 22nd, 2009, 18:42

Please stop sending those pills to the Captain. :argue:

No man; ya got it all wrong ..... he's been sendin um ta ME!!! 72447

72446

miamieagle

January 23rd, 2009, 04:18

Do not blow it up yet please. First kick it. Then fry it. After that burn it and then shot it.I had a E-machine before. It work beautifuly for a while then it got fried by the electrical power surges. Lucky for me I had everything backup on a backup Hardrive.

I will probably never buy another one in my life.

Good luck!

Dirtman

January 23rd, 2009, 04:50

then it got fried by the electrical power surges.

Yo M.E.;

ALL computers & peripherals MUST be plugged into a surge protection powerbar.

ALL computer manufacturers specify this. Recommend you ****.

$20 - $50 is a cheap price to pay to protect hundreds of dollars worth of computer. Not to mention the "priceless" data saved in them.

Quality surge protection manufacturers usually supply a warranty & will replace your damaged equipment should their product fail.

****

We get allot of surges up here in Kanada in the wintertime .... in the summer it's OK cuz we get our power frum Niagara Falls (Viagra Falls?)

But in the winter; the falls freeze over & we need to use 10,000 beavers running on treadmills to power our country.

Just a "heads up" from your: "Friendly Neighborhood Dirtman"

..........72470

miamieagle

January 23rd, 2009, 05:02

Dirtman I did have a surge protection powerbar. I did upgrade it dow.

Dirtman

January 23rd, 2009, 08:27

Dirtman I did have a surge protection powerbar. I did upgrade it dow.

I feel your pain Bro. :amen:

The less expensive units will often fail. (ya only get what cha pay for!!)

BUT the equipment protection warranty is ONLY VALID IS YOU KEEP THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING AND SALE RECEIPT.

Which of course we all throw away immediately!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

VFC_Baxter

January 23rd, 2009, 13:19

anyways is there a lemon law for computers LOL

Good luck with your problem. Computers can cause an awful lot of grief. I bought two from one place (that is now out of business) and had the first one back in that shop 6 times. The manager ended up getting abusive with me! I ended up getting the guts ripped out and putting a new PC in the case. Never could get it to work as advertised. If you find a good computer repair store dont let them go as most places know just as much if not less than you do. :faint: