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Shylock
January 13th, 2009, 14:13
Hiya guys in a jam here need some advice. Heres a letter im sending to Dear Abby.


Dear Abby,



> I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I



> have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend of 9 years has been cheating on me.



> The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.



> My girl has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although



> when I ask their names, she always says, "just some friends from work,





> you don't know them". I try to stay awake and look out for her when



> she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never



> broached the subject with my girl. I think deep down I just did not



> want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I



> decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in my office





> behind my FSX computer near the window so I could get a good view of the whole



> street when she arrived home from a night out with the girls. When



> she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took



> her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that



> moment, crouching behind my sim pit, that I noticed a hairline



> crack where the tension spring meets the base on my X52



> controller. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it



> back to the shop where I bought it?

Lol

MCDesigns
January 13th, 2009, 14:19
LMAO, had me going for a minute

BTW, next time ask her to bring some beer with her, cool? :ernae:

SkippyBing
January 13th, 2009, 14:22
Best take it back to the shop for a proper repair, should last you a good couple of years that way.

harleyman
January 13th, 2009, 14:36
Just keep her away from it...LOL She seems to have the tendency to muck things up......:woot:

Bjoern
January 14th, 2009, 04:27
This one is so damn old, but I almost fall for it every time. :costumes:

noddy
January 14th, 2009, 04:36
Best take it back to the shop for a proper repair, should last you a good couple of years that way.

Plus you should get a guarantee.

I'll get my coat!

txnetcop
January 14th, 2009, 04:39
Now that's funny-still laughing:ernae:
Ted

Boomer
January 14th, 2009, 04:47
LMAO!

You had me right to the end! LOL!

lifejogger
January 14th, 2009, 04:56
Hey, you don't need a girl friend you have flight simming.:icon_lol: