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January 9th, 2009, 08:05
Fact 1: Kilcoy is a small farming town and the administrative centre of the Somerset Regional Council Local Government Area in South East Queensland, Australia.
Fact 2: While driving between Braidwood and Batemans Bay, Marthe Ullies and her brother, Marthword started the steep and winding Clyde Mountain descent at about 10 pm. On about the second or third bend they saw a large creature that had apparently come up from the right hand(downhill) side of the road and was now crossing it on all fours.
AUSTRALIA NEPTUNE NEWS:monkies:
January 15, 2009
AP. Recent reports near Lake George has sparked a New Expedition to find the infamous Yowie which
since the early colonial era, Australian Aborigines often warned British settlers to beware of huge, ape-like creatures that lurked in the rugged mountains and deep forests of the island continent. Their people, they said, had been encountering the hairy horrors since time immemorial.
They knew them by many names, including doolagarl, thoolagarl, jurrawarra and tjangara these foul-smelling giants, which they referred to as “Australian apes”, “yahoos” or “youries” also are today generally referred to as Yowies.
Dr. Asthmia Vittoratto of the Roman College of Anthropology has hired a Pilot Aviator and Playboy to take
her expedition called " Yowie Bear-II" to fly them, she and six other lady scientists, to several out in the
woods places in this huge continent. The Expedition will leave _________________and visit remote
airfields as well as no airfields areas in a definite charge to get at least one of these incredible and dubious creatures.Dr. Vittoratto a 31 year old ex Italian beaty queen will then go to Nepal where
she hopes to also catch the "Yeti". The expedition leaves day after tomorrow from Crowcow Airfield near Lake George.
Mission Control Reports this Adventure will be on many Sims probably next week.
It is recommended if you wish to participate as Pilot for you to buy munition, a hat, boots, pen knife, water bottle, a good menīs perfume that is guaranteed to attract females (check Wallgreenīs Rack 32), soap, yellow socks for luck, Rum, other boozy beverages also, a big stick, hand horn, yellow sun glasses, fake moustage, hair oil, and other absolute items you thing will be necessary.......:gossip:
Note: Aboriginal famous witch doctor Barambogie Asumbaa has warned the expedition that if a Yowie is hurt the curse of the gods of "Dreaming Time"
will hit every Continent on the planet causing major convulsion.....:faint:
Fact 2: While driving between Braidwood and Batemans Bay, Marthe Ullies and her brother, Marthword started the steep and winding Clyde Mountain descent at about 10 pm. On about the second or third bend they saw a large creature that had apparently come up from the right hand(downhill) side of the road and was now crossing it on all fours.
AUSTRALIA NEPTUNE NEWS:monkies:
January 15, 2009
AP. Recent reports near Lake George has sparked a New Expedition to find the infamous Yowie which
since the early colonial era, Australian Aborigines often warned British settlers to beware of huge, ape-like creatures that lurked in the rugged mountains and deep forests of the island continent. Their people, they said, had been encountering the hairy horrors since time immemorial.
They knew them by many names, including doolagarl, thoolagarl, jurrawarra and tjangara these foul-smelling giants, which they referred to as “Australian apes”, “yahoos” or “youries” also are today generally referred to as Yowies.
Dr. Asthmia Vittoratto of the Roman College of Anthropology has hired a Pilot Aviator and Playboy to take
her expedition called " Yowie Bear-II" to fly them, she and six other lady scientists, to several out in the
woods places in this huge continent. The Expedition will leave _________________and visit remote
airfields as well as no airfields areas in a definite charge to get at least one of these incredible and dubious creatures.Dr. Vittoratto a 31 year old ex Italian beaty queen will then go to Nepal where
she hopes to also catch the "Yeti". The expedition leaves day after tomorrow from Crowcow Airfield near Lake George.
Mission Control Reports this Adventure will be on many Sims probably next week.
It is recommended if you wish to participate as Pilot for you to buy munition, a hat, boots, pen knife, water bottle, a good menīs perfume that is guaranteed to attract females (check Wallgreenīs Rack 32), soap, yellow socks for luck, Rum, other boozy beverages also, a big stick, hand horn, yellow sun glasses, fake moustage, hair oil, and other absolute items you thing will be necessary.......:gossip:
Note: Aboriginal famous witch doctor Barambogie Asumbaa has warned the expedition that if a Yowie is hurt the curse of the gods of "Dreaming Time"
will hit every Continent on the planet causing major convulsion.....:faint: