get into America legally

[Ickie]

Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through immigration. The
Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, You have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless You pass it you cannot enter
America."

Mujibar said, "I ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,"I ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at AOL on the
Help Desk.

[Sailor]

LOL I think I spoke to him when he worked for Microsoft!<bgsound src="http://www.sim-outhouse.com/music/smooth.mid">

[Henry]

i had the same test!
im now on the staff here:costumes::costumes:
H

[Ken Stallings]

Yea, but your English pre-dates ours, so you enjoy a grandfather clause! :costumes:


Ken

[Neil Washbrook]

Yea, but your English pre-dates ours, so you enjoy a grandfather clause! :costumes:


Ken
I think his English predates mine as well :costumes:

[Henry]

yeh but living here for 20 years Americans think im British
and the British think im American
i have a mid atlantic accent:costumes:
H

[von Bek]

My wife has the same problem.

;)

[Ken Stallings]

yeh but living here for 20 years Americans think im British
and the British think im American
i have a mid atlantic accent:costumes:
H

Move to Labrador, you'll fit in just fine! :costumes:

Ken

[Blackbird686]

LOL I think I spoke to him when he worked for Microsoft!<BGSOUND balance=0 src="http://www.sim-outhouse.com/music/smooth.mid" volume=0>

Now he's working for IBM:costumes: