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HouseHobbit
June 2nd, 2011, 09:17
Well Hobbits are slow sometimes at working things out.. I just realized that after years of this I was being Used..:angryfir:

Yes it is true.. For years Katastrophe has such a cute trick.. She requires that I serve Her, the whole time I was of the opinion she was being cute..:rolleyes:

It seems I have been well trained by my Kat!!!:icon_eek:

When ever Her Highness needs a drink, she always does a cute little dance at my feet, and cries loudly, while heading towards the bathroom here..
As the stupid Kat owner I come running to turn on the water for Her Highness..
And according to Her Highness I MUST remain at my post until she is finished..

I will not be ordered about any more (or less) by Her Highness..
She can turn on/off Her own water!!! :a1451:

Have a look see..
Ickie
June 2nd, 2011, 09:43
lol cats have always thought humans were their servents.
middle
June 2nd, 2011, 10:12
No Kidding!!!
Ascua02
June 2nd, 2011, 10:24
You don't adopt a feline, my man. It adopts YOU!!

:173go1: :icon_lol:
Willy
June 2nd, 2011, 10:37
If the cats around here get too uppity, I have the Min Pins play a game of get the kitty. The cats really hate having 3 yappy dogs looking to play whup arse on 'em.
hairyspin
June 2nd, 2011, 11:02
My dear chap, it's dogs who have owners.

Cats have staff.
Toastmaker
June 2nd, 2011, 11:52
We likes that fact that you're so well trained !

:running:
rhumbaflappy
June 3rd, 2011, 10:28
My deceased cat Shep was a liar! He would meow and run towards the door to get me up to let him outside. As soon as I got up, he would run to the kitchen for food! ( He knew I would'nt respond as quickly for his food demands ).

I was alternately his chef and doorman.

I now have a dog and things are MUCH different.

I prepare his food, and take him outside when he needs to go....

Dick
Terry
June 3rd, 2011, 10:51
Have any of you watched the show on APL titled "My Cat from Hell"?
Toastmaker
June 3rd, 2011, 12:56
Um. . . no such thing ! You're lying ! Stop blaspheming !!

:running:
SpitXIV
June 3rd, 2011, 19:01
I have this T-shirt that says "The Egyptians worshipped cats as gods, Cats have not
forgotten this." Don't let them use your credit card they'll max it out with cat toys.
You can't resist doing it for her, one look at her and you'll melt, She's a nice looking cat.
Dangerousdave26
June 3rd, 2011, 19:52
Some thing like this.

s13dLaTIHSg
HouseHobbit
June 4th, 2011, 00:16
Some thing like this.

s13dLaTIHSg

Yes Simon's Cat has it correct..:applause: :applause: :applause:
The problem is Katastrophe, has been watching these and getting bad ideas!!! :icon_eek: