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Prowler1111
December 16th, 2010, 16:11
I´m so surprised!..dang i´m famous!! check out who wants to be my BFF:



Dear Friend,
I believe i can call you friend. I am Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei. I am the youngest of the Sultan's three brothers. But it's like a joke being called a prince. The Bruneian royal family has turned me into an outcast. I am presently in Europe.
My Brother the Sultan of Brunei masterminded and initiated much evil against me. He envied me as a person, he envied my life style, and he was intimidated by my way of life, and thus plotted with his infidel advisers to get me arrested for nothing. He leveled all forms of corruption allegations against me. He accused me of taking US$16 billion of the royal treasury's money. He labeled me a criminal and ordered for my arrest. My Brother the Sultan of Brunei did this to me his younger brother.
Yes i agree that I spent Money, but I am bewildered by the accusation that i misspent $16billion. It's not that easy to hide, I keep asking the lawyers, where did it go? I have already turned over billions of dollars worth of property, including the Plaza Athйnйe hotel in Paris , The New York Palace Hotel, the giant yacht, Airplanes, the car collection, and more than 100 paintings by Picasso, Renoir, Modigliani and others. Late last year, I surrendered five rare diamonds, secured in a Europe vault, valued at roughly $200 million. My Brother the Sultan, Hassanal Bolkiah, has ruled since 1967.
He is the world's wealthiest ruler, with an estimated fortune of $22 billion. DESPITE HIS WEALTH, he still feels intimidated by my little Money. I have turned over the various assets, but my brother the Sultan will not let me keep enough money to maintain a more modest version of my prior lifestyle.
Now the Sultan's advisers have started legal proceedings to evict me from my London mansion. We don't know where we are going to live. They want me to give it all back, now i am worried that i may soon be homeless and forced into bankruptcy. While in Brunei, my favorite car to drive was a Ferrari 550, a sleek sports coupe that i used to take for a spin late at night when the roads were quiet. Now, I like the Mini. I drive a black small mini around Europe.
I am been watched by private detectives employed by my Brother the Sultan. He wants to ruin me, but he cannot. My friend, i don't know you, but i strongly need you to be of help to me. I want you to take me as a friend in need and do something for me that will also benefit you.
Right now i cannot trust anybody close to me. I have been betrayed by my friends and family and I am tired of talking to lawyers. I prefer to take the risk of soliciting the assistance of a stranger. You may think i am going crazy, but i am very sane. As it stands, i am about to go into hiding and this would mean living in worse conditions than i am now but i believe that it would be better of because i am placing faith in this letter that with your help i would live the sort of life i deserve with my family. I have some funds stashed in foreign countries, but i cannot touch these funds hence they are discovered by my King Brother watching my every move like a Hawk. I need you to assist me in these financial steps of securing my entitlements.
You will benefit immensely from this financial exercise. I am an easy going gentleman, so please be rest assured that my business relationship with you will be very sincere and this friendship will extend to our children.

Yours Sincerely,

Prince Jefri Bolkiah.


16 Billions!! what that would be in add ons!..

Prowler:jump:
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Naismith
December 16th, 2010, 16:20
But he told me that I was his BFF.

Naki
December 16th, 2010, 16:27
Haha I must contact him straight away and offer my help...here's one I got yesterday:



We are pleased to inform you that upon review of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of NZD 54.90 under section 501 (c) (3) of the Inland Revenue Code.

Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-6 days in order to process it.

To get your refund, please access the Inland Revenue e-file form.

(http://vozyvozip.dhspro.com/mail/arc/b/ird.govt.nz/taxrefund/inlandrevenue/newzealand/form.html)

.................................................. .................................................. ........

Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time. Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicted.

Note: Because this letter could help resolve any questions regarding your exempt status, you should keep it in your permanent records.


Gerald Raymond
Director, Tax Refunds Department


© Copyright 2010 Inland Revenue

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N2056
December 16th, 2010, 16:27
Score! :jump:

Trans_23
December 16th, 2010, 16:56
Wow, with all that money you should be able to afford the next Captain Sim plane and all 20 expansion packs. :bump:

txnetcop
December 16th, 2010, 18:44
Can you list me as a relative and have him send me a few rubys and diamonds...Christmas...the wife...ya know!

brad kaste
December 16th, 2010, 19:35
I always thought it'd be fun to play along with these boobs for awhile.....to really string them along. Then hit 'em hard with a what for!?

Willy
December 16th, 2010, 20:36
I'd tell him that I have some mercenary contacts and for a fee, I could take of that older brother problem and make him the new Sultan. Then he could keep all the money, except for my "small" fee to be paid in advance in gold bullion.

kilo delta
December 17th, 2010, 02:03
I used to get lots of those emails too, but none have arrived in my inbox in several months.

Only weird mails I get now are from people suggesting that I need viagra, cialis or an "enhancement"......:confused::redf:












































...I wouldn't mind too much but for the fact that most are being sent to me by my wife

:a1089::icon_lol:

Tom Clayton
December 17th, 2010, 07:13
I got one of those from some African heiress once, wanting to become part of my family and in so doing, bring her $3.8M with her. I told her that it would be wonderful for my other three wives to meet someone with such an exotic background. But since I'm a bit picky as to whom I marry, I also told her that I required nude photos for approval before we could carry things any further. I'm still waiting for those photos...

Prowler1111
December 17th, 2010, 09:25
I always thought it'd be fun to play along with these boobs for awhile.....to really string them along. Then hit 'em hard with a what for!?
There is a site named The lads from Lagos, from a dude who actually gets a laugh from them, there are many stories, mostly extremely funny yet real, there is one in particular , he answered showing a pic of his character (a woman) in the form of Carmen Electra (who apparently is not as famous as she thinks, since at Nigeria no one heard from her), suddenly, money was no longer an issue..lol..as soon as i get a link to this i´ll post it here

Best regards

Prowler