Dogs don't need Psychiatrists ...

[Snuffy]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue ...
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin Jones

If your dog is fat, you need more exercise ...
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

The Reason Why you are recieving this is ... Dogs can Smell a Good person a Mile Away!!!! Woof , Woof .

[Bjoern]

Dogs must be banned in cities.
- Me

[mmann]

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


Good!!! I don't have a psychiatrist, but if I did, I would not want him to be licking my face!!

Regards, Mike Mann

[Navy Chief]

My Rottweiler occasionally sneaks a lick to my face, but I make sure he can't get anywhere near the cat's litter boxes first.........

Enough said about that. Suffice it to say, it's gross.

NC

[Naismith]

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


That sums them up

[Toastmaker]

Dogs are here to serve us. Sort of like humans.

:running:

[FAC257]

I was looking at the online Urban Dictionary the other day and ran into a word I had not seen before.

"Therapuppy"

After a bad day, you walk in the door and go find your dog. Hanging out with your dog gives you that much needed unconditional dose of therapuppy.

FAC

[luckydog]

Gee, Snuffy......

That was doggone sweet of you to say all those nice things!!!
Kinda makes me wanna give you a big ole wet sloppy lick right on the lips !!!

I should warn you tho.......like my big buddy "Chief", I have a penchant for "kitty cookies",
"duck duds" and "goose goobers".......

........that's why I've got a little plastic box of Tic-Tacs hangin' from my collar.

LD

[Kofschip]

Dogs are here to serve us. Sort of like humans.

:running:

Amen......:running::running:

[luckydog]

....and we're also good at fetching things for you.....


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[spotlope]

Dogs must be banned in cities.
- Me

My dogs on online, buying tickets so they can fly over and bite you. Prepare yourself.

[Bjoern]

My dogs on online, buying tickets so they can fly over and bite you. Prepare yourself.

*Builds MG nest and sets up Claymores*

Bring it!

[AckAck]

*Builds MG nest and sets up Claymores*

Bring it!

No, no, no - they face the other way...

[beana51]

Dogs !!Mans best friend.......Latley when I see dogs,mine included I think of a now prominent Quarterback,at the Eagles...He was doing OK, until fate interceeded.....It Seems he got "between" two monstrous tacklers on the Red Skins...".SAD " http://www.sim-outhouse.com/sohforums/images/icons/icon26.gif to report...he is "TRYING" "TRYING" I say! to make a recovery...The Fickle finger Of fate has again interceeded!!.......http://www.sim-outhouse.com/sohforums/images/icons/icon23.gif
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[Stratobat]

*Builds MG nest and sets up Claymores*

Bring it!

Hehehe... You're not afraid of a couple of dogs are you, Bjoern?

Regards,
Stratobat

[Astoroth]

*Builds MG nest and sets up Claymores*

Bring it!

My Coco piddles on your foot......:jump:

[Bjoern]

No, no, no - they face the other way...

Ah, doesn't matter. You'll have bigger worries than dogs if you kick the bucket.




Hehehe... You're not afraid of a couple of dogs are you, Bjoern?

Actually, I am. Passing unleashed dogs makes me fairly paranoid and I keep a watchful eye on them as long as I'm within a ten meter radius.
Never had a good relationship with those beasts. Could be because about 80% of their owners are idiots and dogs are stupid enough to do everything they're told.

"Come on boy, speak!" *Woof, woof, woof* "That's a good boy! Do that again!" *WOOF, WOOF, WOOF* "Good boy!"

ON A SATURDAY NOON RIGHT ACROSS MY WINDOW! &%§$@#ß!!!!!


Don't get me started on the puddles of pee in front of our garbage cans or the occasional turd near the housedoor... *Grrr*




My Coco piddles on your foot......:jump:

Your Coco just got sold to the nearest asian restaurant.



(No offense to any fellow Asians, but this stereotype is simply too good to pass up.)