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b52bob
September 7th, 2010, 08:25
Found in C9G's mailbox

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the woman's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs
were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used
it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.

Signed Walmart Management

Snuffy
September 7th, 2010, 09:06
LOL! Yep an oldie but goodie ...

Although I can pretty much without thinking twice assure you that C9G would not be getting that mail.

At last report neither her nor her hubby enjoy shopping at Wally World ... and in fact pretty much avoid it like the plague!

Confirmation will be coming forthwith ...

Bjoern
September 7th, 2010, 10:38
An excellent example of IRL trolling. I laughed...hard! :d

LCBORDEN
September 7th, 2010, 16:48
I think they must hang out at our local or (loco) wally world....I live in central florida and good golly molly at certain times of the day you could swear all the local mental institutions were having field trips....I know we live in a diverse world....I just want to know how the people from Planet
Holy Crap got loose here...


ol'jarhead:wavey:

Bushpounder
September 7th, 2010, 17:17
I think they must hang out at our local or (loco) wally world....I live in central florida and good golly molly at certain times of the day you could swear all the local mental institutions were having field trips....I know we live in a diverse world....I just want to know how the people from Planet
Holy Crap got loose here...


ol'jarhead:wavey:
So true! Looks like they are having another field trip again! LOL!

Don

Willy
September 7th, 2010, 17:27
They're always having that field trip...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Cloud9Gal
September 8th, 2010, 15:24
b52Bob~ You made me laugh! For as many times that I can read/receive this email, I always bust out laughing. I enjoy reading it every time it is posted!
Thanks for my "laugh of the day".

And yes, Snuffy is 100% accurate in saying that I do not like shopping at Wal-Mart!
I usually go to Target for anything I might need around the house.

I'm just not a Wally World Girl http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Others/others-228.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)