'A Second Grader Is Smarter Than Me'...

[Panther_99FS]

Okay,
So I'm helping out my 2nd grade son with his homework....He then proceeds to tell me that they're learning SIMILES!

I can barely remember "similies"....:icon_lol::kilroy:

[AckAck]

well, :-) is a happy face, ;-) is a winking happy face, and :-p is someone sticking out their tongue.

Then there is 8-) someone with glasses, and...

Oh, SIMILIES, not SMILIES. Maybe I need glasses, then I could read like the wind...

Brian :d

[rayrey10]

Panther,
That is just a sign of old age :costumes:. *I speak from experience*

Secondly, what the :censored: is simile? :isadizzy: :costumes::costumes:

Ray

[simkid22]

its related to methaphors

[jmig]

its related to methaphors

Metaphors, is that some sort of chemical? ;)

[Snuffy]

Similes .. it means Fake, or rather, Sort of Fake ... Like a lot of people out there with facsimiles of parts of their anatomy. You know the type ... Just look real hard at the next set of Panzers you post ... :d :d

[jmig]

Similes .. it means Fake, or rather, Sort of Fake ... Like a lot of people out there with facsimiles of parts of their anatomy. You know the type ... Just look real hard at the next set of Panzers you post ... :d :d

Yes, most smiles are fake too. :d

[GT182]

Simile: a figure of speech comparing two unlike things that is often introduced by like or as

Metaphor: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money) ; broadly : figurative language — compare simile

P, he probably can spell better too. ;) Don't feel bad, I imagine he can spell better than me too. I'm always using Spell Check as CRS seems to always kick in. Plus I need merriam-webster to remember what I'm trying to spell means. It all boils down to a sign of old age.... as I said don't feel bad. :costumes:

[cheezyflier]

oh, you think you have it tough now? wait till you see the way kids do math now! it's a whole 'nother deal! they take a completely different route to get the same answer. i don't understand it at all. :isadizzy:

[GT182]

oh, you think you have it tough now? wait till you see the way kids do math now! it's a whole 'nother deal! they take a completely different route to get the same answer. i don't understand it at all. :isadizzy:

Cheezy, it's called a calculator. :costumes:

[Toastmaker]

Cheezy, it's called a calculator. :costumes:



:costumes::applause::costumes: he got you, Cheeze !!

[cheezyflier]

:costumes::applause::costumes: he got you, Cheeze !!

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