View Full Version : OT: Is your toilet paper being wiped out?
Snuffy
April 21st, 2010, 16:31
Not my question ... its part of the article ... (just too good to pass up ... ) :mixedsmi:
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/21/toilet-paper-shortage-good-raw-material-wiped/?test=latestnews
jmig
April 21st, 2010, 16:51
Guess it is back to the Sears catalog.
Does Sears still publish a catalog?
Cratermaker
April 21st, 2010, 17:03
I bet it is in .pdf only. Better print out a few pages before heading for the bathroom.
Ken Stallings
April 21st, 2010, 17:31
Wiped out or wiped on?
On second thought, nevermind! :icon_lol:
Ken
Ken Stallings
April 21st, 2010, 17:34
On a serious note, however, if less paper products are being consumed in the first place, then regardless of how much is recycled, doesn't that mean a greater supply of the raw material?
I'm smelling a rat here, which is likely no better than the other smell normally associated with toilet paper!
Ken
Snuffy
April 21st, 2010, 19:17
Paris Hilton said we should only use one sheet ...
Good luck with that after a hard night out drinking ... :salute:
demorier
April 22nd, 2010, 01:22
Or an alteration with a dodgy Vindaloo.
stansdds
April 22nd, 2010, 02:15
On a serious note, however, if less paper products are being consumed in the first place, then regardless of how much is recycled, doesn't that mean a greater supply of the raw material?
I'm smelling a rat here, which is likely no better than the other smell normally associated with toilet paper!
Ken
Yep.
wombat666
April 22nd, 2010, 02:17
Paris Hilton said we should only use one sheet ...
Good luck with that after a hard night out drinking ... :salute:
That was a bed sheet!!!
:173go1:
Cazzie
April 22nd, 2010, 03:07
Guess I'll have to start killing small animals and using their hides again. :bump:
Snuffy
April 22nd, 2010, 03:08
Guess I'll have to start killing small animals and using their hides again. :bump:
Which brings us to the story of the bear and the rabbit .... :mixedsmi:
lifejogger
April 22nd, 2010, 05:05
The pages from an old phone book should work quite well. :mixedsmi:
kilo delta
April 22nd, 2010, 05:12
Might explain what this guy was doing then!!... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8636331.stm
Dain Arns
April 23rd, 2010, 05:33
Then I guess it's time we finally switch to the 3 sea shells...
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<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rBI8uCKi2lI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="640"></object>
n4gix
April 23rd, 2010, 08:53
Then I guess it's time we finally switch to the 3 sea shells...
Alternatively, we could switch the the Persian Version...
A pitcher of water just to the left of the hole, used to wash your afterburner as well as your hand...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet
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