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stiz
December 17th, 2009, 04:43
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091217/tod-fatty-santa-claus-told-to-cut-down-o-870a197.html

The PC lot'll never take him alive!

:kilroy:

Bjoern
December 17th, 2009, 05:21
Well, in this case I somehow agree. Can't risk the old man kicking the bucket due to heart failure, can we? :d



(No problem for me, my family and probably most of Europe though. Our version of St.Nicholas is a typical hippie. He comes from the woods up north, has a long beard, is thin and bad kids get a round of birching from him...okay, not quite a hippie then. Also, he brings the gifts on the evening of the 24th already.)

Tom Clayton
December 17th, 2009, 05:47
Since when dies Santa drink Brandy and eat Mince Pie??? Around here, it's milk and fresh-baked cookies! I'm 44 years old and NEVER have I seen him portrayed as drunk!:isadizzy:

cheezyflier
December 17th, 2009, 06:57
no matter how you slice it, there's always somebody who wants to mess with what ain't broke.

Prowler1111
December 17th, 2009, 07:00
http://foreignsands.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jlp_facepalm.jpg

Dain Arns
December 17th, 2009, 09:15
So an anorexic Santa with tight facial skin and puffed up lips? No thanks.

Snuffy
December 17th, 2009, 09:17
Its really bad now when they critique an imaginative individual eh? All for the sake of the children of course. :bump:



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traindriver98
December 17th, 2009, 10:49
Drink-Driving? When did Santa ever use roads.:icon29:

Tako_Kichi
December 17th, 2009, 11:14
Since when dies Santa drink Brandy and eat Mince Pie??? Around here, it's milk and fresh-baked cookies!
Milk and cookies is a North American tradition, in the UK (in our house at least) it was always a glass of sherry and a mince pie...oh and a carrot for Rudolph too!

Toastmaker
December 17th, 2009, 11:17
The morons that came up with this should be institutionalized for their own safety - and ours.

Ferry_vO
December 17th, 2009, 11:18
I'm 44 years old and NEVER have I seen him portrayed as drunk!:isadizzy:

You should really see the movie 'Bad Santa' then..

:d

harleyman
December 17th, 2009, 16:30
I just hate it when I do this.



stopping the drink driving, LOl

Morons for sure...:ernae::ernae:

stansdds
December 18th, 2009, 02:24
I think some of these healthy living people simply have too much free time on their hands.