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FAC257
December 15th, 2009, 16:30
Proper roasting instructions:
First rinse throughly in warm water. Massaging gently to remove excess fur and pay special attention to the back end checking for dingle berries.
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After rinsing, remove puppy from water and baste in moist towels, while you prepare the rest of the needed items.
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When ready insert puppy into insulated baking bag and slow roast for an hour or so.
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Check frequently for the look of complete contenment. If it's still there, he's not done roasting yet. :)
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This is Velcro my Min-Pin sim co-pilot.
At a very young age he fell in love with the rain nozzle and the tub. All I have to do is say the word "Bath" and he'll haul butt to the tub and jump in whether the water is running or not. He'll actually stay in there long enough to empty the hot water heater as long as I'm running the massage shower head back and forth on him.
Inside the big lump he's layered in 2 dry towels, his favorite puppy blanket and then the camping bag. He'll stay in there not moving for an hour or more in complete doggy warm heaven.
FAC
Cloud9Gal
December 15th, 2009, 16:46
LOL @ Dingle berries!! Don't you hate those?? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy118.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
You have one heck of a cute co-pilot there FAC257! I love the name "Velcro", very original!
FAC257
December 15th, 2009, 17:00
He sort of named himself.
The first day he came in the house I was pretty shocked. I'd always been around dogs, but I'd never seen a puppy that small before. Min-pin pups are very tiny.
His microscopic toenails would cling to the short pile carpet so that everywhere he walked it sounded exactly like velcro seperating each time he'd move one of his paws.
When Stacey asked me what we should name him, I just told her to listen to him waddling around for a moment. The name stuck instantly. :)
FAC
JAMIE
December 15th, 2009, 17:07
That made up for a very lousy day. Thanks for making me laugh
Cloud9Gal
December 15th, 2009, 17:14
That made up for a very lousy day. Thanks for making me laugh
It is the little things in life that always bring a smile to one's face!
Tomorrow is another day! Hang in there! http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Nature/sun-004.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Nature-Smileys.html)
Henry
December 15th, 2009, 17:18
wheres the buns?:icon_lol:
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harleyman
December 15th, 2009, 18:01
Great Post
At first I thought it was a joke in poor taste...Not literally mind you, and I was going to remove the post ...LOl
Snuffy
December 15th, 2009, 18:23
Great Post
At first I thought it was a joke in poor taste...Not literally mind you, and I was going to remove the post ...LOl
I'm sure if they don't cook it long enough it will taste poor. :bump:
GT182
December 15th, 2009, 18:29
Now that's cute FAC.... dog too. I thought maybe the name Velcro was because he stuck to more than just the carpet. ;)
harleyman
December 15th, 2009, 18:36
I'm sure if they don't cook it long enough it will taste poor. :bump:
Yea...For sure...
no one likes undercooked doggie...:kilroy:
cheezyflier
December 15th, 2009, 19:45
min-pin's are awesome! my 2 beagles have a min-pin boyfriend named "otis" who lives 2 doors down. otis is the mini-mac of the building. all the doggie girls love him.
Chacha
December 15th, 2009, 19:54
Sweet cutie little Velcro....
I did not want to read the post..
I say I might throw up.... :isadizzy:
Great Post FAC257 :applause:
jkcook28
December 15th, 2009, 20:05
Hey FAC, Velcro is looking good! Here's a couple pics of Casey (if you remember him) howling at the monthly storm warning siren test, and copping some zzzzzz's. :d
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/jkcook28/Forums/misc003.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/jkcook28/Forums/misc003.jpg)
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Willy
December 15th, 2009, 20:07
We raise Min Pins. All three of ours love to bury up in under a blanket and just leave their noses sticking out.
Here's Pebbles and Sassy actually behaving towards one another...
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/83/l_769583b989e34e029d7f4e08da2a490a.jpg
Piglet
December 15th, 2009, 20:16
:ernae::ernae::ernae:
leonross
December 15th, 2009, 21:00
Now that was cute . It made my day .
Lionheart
December 15th, 2009, 21:03
Great pics guys.
Willy, for some reason, I thought your little puppies were bigger then that.
Here's Jr. at the helm of the Q ship...
Bill
OBIO
December 15th, 2009, 23:14
FAC, loved the "recipe"! So many cute critters in this thread....I just have to share some pics of mine.
First, my big boy...Brutus. 12 pounds, 3/4 Chihuahua 1/4 Jack Russell...he'll be 4 in March. He is a super-active, super-loving fella.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/Brutus1.jpg
Next....MY GIRL! Hazel. 8 pounds of 100% Daddy's Gurl. Non-registered purebred Chihuahua...parents are AKC registered...we just never bothered with registering her.
First pic...the day Deb brought Hazel home to me as a surprise gift. 6 weeks old, 1.1 pounds.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/PICT0479.jpg
This pic was also taken on Day 1....Hazel had only been MY GURL for about 12 hours at this point...but already the bond between us was so strong that she was fighting her way out of my sis-in-law's hands to get to me just because I said her name.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/PICT0474.jpg
Now three recent pics: Hazel just turned 2 on the 11th.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/hazel1.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/Hazel3.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/Hazel2.jpg
Ain't she the cutest? I love her to pieces..and I don't like small dogs in general, and Chihuahuas in particular.
Now, a pic of my wife's cat...actually still a kitten of not quite 6 months of age. I did a post when Deb brought AJ (Auggie Jonathon) home....I wish this pic fully conveyed just how big this kitten is....when he lays on the bed crosswise..he takes up half the width of the bed...a queen size bed. And he is still just a kitten!
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/AJ.jpg
OBIO
Allen
December 15th, 2009, 23:17
His microscopic toenails would cling to the short pile carpet so that everywhere he walked it sounded exactly like velcro seperating each time he'd move one of his paws.
Are chiwawa's did the same thing. There both brindle chiwawas one boy and girl. Bull and Lily AKA Hyena. Dose she evey look like a hyena at times.
Bull in bed. "WTF are you doing?!?!"
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2586/4189125133_892e60a548_o.jpg
Bull out side
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2588/4189125217_1d52d370bf_o.jpg
Lily with her brother Toad/Blaze. Blase is now with my brother's Gf.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4189125257_249fb381f0_o.jpg
harleyman
December 16th, 2009, 00:57
Great doggie pics...
Hope you don't mind us putting our puppie pics in your thread FAC
Some of mine too! Its your Birthday...LOL
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k52/TinaG13/Pets/PugBirthday.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k52/TinaG13/Pets/PugWendy4.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k52/TinaG13/Pets/Pugsley.jpg
MCDesigns
December 16th, 2009, 02:15
Ah man, as a cat lover I came to this post expecting a real roasting, bummer, LOL.:engel016:
harleyman
December 16th, 2009, 03:26
Ah man, as a cat lover I came to this post expecting a real roasting, bummer, LOL.:engel016:
Just for you MCD...
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k52/TinaG13/Pets/100_4160.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/sg78654/HPIM1294.jpg
muletrain
December 16th, 2009, 04:32
Started my day with a smile:applause:
cheezyflier
December 16th, 2009, 06:29
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/OBIOandSharkbait/PICT0479.jpg
MAXIMUM PUPPY CUTENESS!!!!!!!!:applause:
FAC257
December 16th, 2009, 08:14
Harleyman
Aren't puppy threads pretty much an open invitation here in the Outhouse? :)
Can't have too many puppy pictures.
FAC
FAC257
December 16th, 2009, 12:07
John
Casey looks great! Those are the first photos I've seen of him in quite a while.
FAC
Bjoern
December 16th, 2009, 14:14
How To Roast A Hoilday Puppy
A flamethrower should do
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