View Full Version : Crazy German researchers.....
kilo delta
December 11th, 2009, 14:48
http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
Looks like I'm gonna live to a very ripe old age...woohoo! :) :engel016::icon_lol:
exc141ac
December 12th, 2009, 05:00
"I want to live forever . . . "
OBIO
December 12th, 2009, 05:27
Dang....I married a flat chested woman....which means I'll probably be kicking off sometime in the middle of next week.
Been nice knowing you all.
OBIO
Prowler1111
December 12th, 2009, 05:38
This, my friends, is well spent research money..i tell you, those germans are into something big..and they are not telling the whole enchilada...
Prowler
mariereid
December 12th, 2009, 05:53
Well, I quess I could spend a few minutes a day at it, for health reasons, of course.
stansdds
December 12th, 2009, 06:19
I'll point my wife to this story the next time she catches me staring. :applause::icon_lol:
Prowler1111
December 12th, 2009, 07:15
I'll point my wife to this story the next time she catches me staring. :applause::icon_lol:
Well, thank God she got it covered..yeah i´m bragging about it...my wife IS beautiful (in all ways...)..
..yeeeess honey?..i´m coming....
..brb guys..
Prowler
PS:heelllppp...
Lionus
December 12th, 2009, 07:40
Prowler, they were speaking of staring, not groping..:icon_lol: unfortunately.
kilo delta
December 12th, 2009, 08:23
Well, thank God she got it covered..yeah i´m bragging about it...my wife IS beautiful (in all ways...)..
..yeeeess honey?..i´m coming....
..brb guys..
Prowler
PS:heelllppp...
In ye age olde internet forum manner... pics, or GTFO!
:icon_lol: ;) :icon29:
Snuffy
December 12th, 2009, 08:48
I wonder if this works for stareing at man boobs cuz that's all I got here at the house to stare at ... I need to find a woman quick!
dominique
December 12th, 2009, 09:01
This piece raises several serious issues among them
- how ogglers were chosen out of the sample ? Did they pay for it ?
- how did the scientists know that the non-ogglers didn't cheat including with their wife/GF ? Were they monks ?
- was the sample entirely heterosexual ? If not, how did they do the statistical correction ?
- is the benefit proportional to the size of breast ?
- Would oggling behinds work better or not ?
- What should women oggle to raise their life expectancy ?
stansdds
December 12th, 2009, 10:06
Let's not over analyze this, let's just go with idea that staring improves health.
"No, honey, really, it's in this article. No, I don't have eyes for anyone other than you. Well... it's in this article, see? No, no, OWW!....
Heeeelp."
Brian
December 12th, 2009, 16:50
Hahaha
cheezyflier
December 12th, 2009, 18:40
i have known, since a very young age, that they are magical, wonderful things.
Bjoern
December 13th, 2009, 11:51
Were they monks ?
Most probably engineering students.
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