MyassisDragon
October 29th, 2008, 10:44
Top Ten things overheard after Monday Night's World Series rainout:
10. It rained so much they didn't have to water down the beer.
9. It rained so hard Noah had to fill in at second base.
8. It rained so hard Michael Phelps won another medal.
7. The wind was so strong, Dorothy and Toto flew by - twice.
6. It rained so hard Aquaman was called up as a relief pitcher.
5. It rained so hard the outfielders were wearing water skis.
4. The wind was so strong the statue of William Penn was wearing a chin strap on his hat.
3. The puddles were so deep around home plate the catcher had to wear a mask - and a snorkel.
2. There was so much rain squirrels were seen using the resin bags to try to dry off their nuts.
1. Hollywood called, they want Bud Selig to star in "Rain Man II."
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10. It rained so much they didn't have to water down the beer.
9. It rained so hard Noah had to fill in at second base.
8. It rained so hard Michael Phelps won another medal.
7. The wind was so strong, Dorothy and Toto flew by - twice.
6. It rained so hard Aquaman was called up as a relief pitcher.
5. It rained so hard the outfielders were wearing water skis.
4. The wind was so strong the statue of William Penn was wearing a chin strap on his hat.
3. The puddles were so deep around home plate the catcher had to wear a mask - and a snorkel.
2. There was so much rain squirrels were seen using the resin bags to try to dry off their nuts.
1. Hollywood called, they want Bud Selig to star in "Rain Man II."
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