The Human Body

[Cloud9Gal]

The Human Body!



-It takes your food 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

-One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

-The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

-Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

-A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

-Women blink twice as often as men.

-The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

-Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

-If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.



Women reading this will be finished now. :female:


Men are still busy checking their thumbs…:bump:

[luckydog]

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[Matt Wynn]

:icon_lol: great facts there C9G :applause::applause: lets see who's the first to drag this thumbs fact into the gutter, it sure as heck won't be me...

[Snuffy]

:bump: I don't have to check my thumbs ... I already know! :bump:

[Allen]

Men are still busy checking their thumbs…:bump:


Humm, Not me.

[Daveroo]

nascars ken schrader has no thumb..............so whats that mean?

[Matt Wynn]

nascars ken schrader has no thumb..............so whats that mean?

he's only half the man he used to be? :icon_lol:

[Snuffy]

nascars ken schrader has no thumb..............so whats that mean?

Or not the man he thinks he is ... or was ... or whatever the case may be. :bump:

[MCDesigns]

Oh yeah!!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7775/thumbe.png

[Cloud9Gal]

Oh yeah!!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7775/thumbe.png

Now THAT is funny!!!! LOL!!

[Navy Chief]

So, if a guy says he is "all thumbs", does that mean he is calling himself a..........?

NC

[jmig]

Didn't the "inch" come from the length of some king's thumb? :mix-smi:

[Wittpilot]

Didn't the "inch" come from the length of some king's thumb? :mix-smi:


The foot did... don't remember the inch....

[jmig]

The foot did... don't remember the inch....


Well, that king must be happier now. ;)

[Cloud9Gal]

The foot did... don't remember the inch....


Well, that king must be happier now. ;)


Isn't there a saying that goes like this: "Give them an inch, they'll want a foot." ?? :bump::female:

[Allen]

Isn't there a saying that goes like this: "Give them an inch, they'll want a foot." ?? :bump::female:

Sounds like a woman said that. Who else would be complaining about only given a inch, and always wanting a foot. :kilroy:

[RickN]

Sounds like a woman said that. Who else would be complaining about only given a inch, and always wanting a foot. :kilroy:


Comes from women forgetting how to count. You know how many women stay 39 years old for decades. :wiggle:

[Snuffy]

Hey! It might be an inch long ...

But that puppy is a foot in diameter! :monkies:

[Lionheart]

Would you all get your minds off of thumbs!!!



lololol....

[Henry]

I would say two thumbs up to this thread
but i will not
H:kilroy:

[Daveroo]

im just glad no one said anything about sucking a thumb

[CADFather]

I was going to reply but got so busy twiddling my thumbs I forgot what it's about.

[Good_2_Be]

My brother cut his off with a skill saw, they say they could put one of the toes in it's place :eek: Also what if it's a DOUBLE jointed........thumb

[denisch]

Do you know why a man's penis can't be 12 inches long??

.......becouse then it would be A FOOT!!

[Allen]

Hey! It might be an inch long ...

But that puppy is a foot in diameter! :monkies:

Like Ron White with the chese wheel down there. :icon_lol:


Do you know why a man's penis can't be 12 inches long??

.......becouse then it would be A FOOT!!

A 3th leg maybe.

[OBIO]

I would say two thumbs up to this thread
but i will not
H:kilroy:

Is that the new slogan for Viagra?

[kilo delta]

Tut,tut,tut............waaay too much penis talk here.

Let's talk boobs! :wavey::bump:

LOL :engel016:

[Snuffy]

Do you know why a man's penis can't be 12 inches long??

.......becouse then it would be A FOOT!!

They don't call me "tripod" for nothing ya know! :bump:

[txnetcop]

Curses on you Cloud9Gal, LOL... my wife is still laughing after watching me check things out with my thumb before I got to the end of your post!
Ted

[denisch]

Let's talk boobs! :wavey::bump:


O.K....... Big breasted women float better!!

[cheezyflier]

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~draperg/cartoons/dessin.12.93.jpg

[GT182]

Then my neighbor is scrod. He's has 5 fingers... no thumbs. Honest.

Same for his daughter. So C9G's rule shouldn't apply to her... I hope.

[boxcar]

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Have learned one thing in this thread: I've got short thumbs. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/cool/cool-smiley-021.gif
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[Cazzie]

Oh hush, y'all must have seen me in the water when it was cold! :bump:

Caz

[Snuffy]

What I want to know is this ...

Who's ego thought they was so endowed that they had to resurrect a 6 month old thread and start it over again? :bump: