'Hobbit Found!'

[Panther_99FS]

http://www.usnews.com/articles/science/2009/05/07/hobbit-foot-hippo-skulls-deepen-ancestral-mystery.html

[oakfloor]

I just hope they dont find a hobbit hand with a ring on it..

[Dangerousdave26]

"Not till he tells me what he means by lots and none at all"

[Collin]

Dats nuthing...Rami here at SOH breeds Critters and calls them ugly cats...check his avatar.:icon_lol:

regards Collin

[Pauke! Pauke!]

Good thing they were Hobbits and not Boggies as described in "Bored of the Rings" by Henry N. Beard and Douglas C Kenney of the Harvard Lampoon.

...Boggies are an unattractive yet annoying people whose numbers have decreased rather precipitously since the bottom fell out of the fairy-tale market. Slow and sullen, and yet dull, they prefer to lead simple lives of pastoral squalor. They don't like machines more complicated than a garrote, a blackjack, or a luger, and they have always been shy of the "Big Folk" or "Biggers," as they call us. As a rule they now avoid us, except on rare occasions when a hundred or so will get together to dry-gulch a lone farmer or hunter. They are a little people, smaller than dwarves, who consider them puny, sly, and inscrutable and often refer to them as the "boggie peril". They seldom exceed three feet in height, but are fully capable of overpowering creatures half their size when they get the drop on them. As for the boggies of the Sty, with whom we are chiefly concerned, they are unusually drab, dressing in shiny gray suits with narrow lapels. alpine hats, and string ties. They wear no shoes , and they walk on a pair of hairy blunt instruments which can only be called feet because of the position they occupy at the end of their legs...

...All boggies originally lived in holes, which is after all hardly surprising for creatures on a first-name basis with rats. In D**do's time, their abodes were for the most part built above ground in the manner of elves and men, but these still retained many of the features of their traditional homes and were indistinguishable from the dwellings of those species whose chief function is to meet their makers, around August, deep in the walls of old houses. As a rule, they were dumpling-shaped, built of mulch, silt, stray divots, and other seasonal deposits, often whitewashed by irregular pigeons. Consequently, most boggie towns looked as though some very large and untidy creature, perhaps a dragon, had quite recently suffered a series of disappointing bowel movements in the vicinity...



http://boredoftherings.150m.com/bored_intro.html

[Eoraptor1]

"Not till he tells me what he means by lots and none at all"

No burrahobbits, but lots of dwarves...

JAMES