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cheezyflier
March 25th, 2009, 07:48
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your V C R, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will disable the buttons on your remote control.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!!!???

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending out sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone NOW!

idancesafetydance
March 25th, 2009, 08:05
:applause::caked: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I think I crapped meself

TUFFGUY67
March 25th, 2009, 08:12
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your V C R, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will disable the buttons on your remote control.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!!!???

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending out sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone NOW!

Now i don't care who you are.............that, right there is FUNNY!:friday:

"...BLUE SKIES..." :USA-flag:

Quicksand
March 25th, 2009, 09:39
Uhhhhhh, I think I may already be infected, even without the email... After reading this, Mrs. Quicksand is convinced I opened it....
:costumes::costumes::costumes::kilroy::faint:

TARPSBird
March 25th, 2009, 10:14
I got that same e-mail last week! :d

kilo delta
March 25th, 2009, 10:48
This one was also doing the rounds last week..........

http://www.lolpictures.com/pictures/pic6/irishvirus.jpg

:ernae:

rpjkw
March 25th, 2009, 13:42
Warning, do not read the original post while drinking coffee! Now I have to clean my monitor.:faint:

Bob

Drake
March 25th, 2009, 14:43
It also rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over the neighbor's dog. It's great for a snack. It sits on your back. Oh wait that's log.

OBIO
March 25th, 2009, 15:19
:applause::caked: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I think I crapped meself

Now that is an entirely different virus altogether.

OBIO

Toastmaker
March 25th, 2009, 16:22
This is hilarious !!


:d:d

GT182
March 25th, 2009, 16:25
:icon_eek: How in h3ll did they find out about my wife? Aka "The Warden"