Oops!

[crashaz]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29065902/

There went someone's career.

[Collin]

OK....best silly excuse please..


Sorry Cap'n I swerved to avoid an iceberg, but too late, I realised it was in the Admirals gin glass.

I was trying to run down Dirtman.

I was chasing a commie dolphin..

A geological event took place underneath us.

Sorry Admiral...your wife was driving.

Any more? please publish.

Next thread...Punishment.

regards Collin:ernae:

[Good_2_Be]

Somebody put the rudder on backwards....

The crew was distracted by the flying thingies from the airport....

Collin replaced the freshwater with Grog....

Dirtman was trying to hijack the ship to get the Grog....

Starboard means left.......right?

[Captain Tenneal]

Yeah I bet someone will be tieing up garbage barges on the Atlantic seaboard for the rest of their lives......

[PSULLYKEYS]

Smore:

Who changed the parameters on the GPS?

That can't be the shoal, we're 1/2 mile offshore.

I'm the OD and >>you will<< steer where I tell you to steer!

Wait till you see this undercover video I have of the women's locker room!

So this is the first time you plotted a course?

I thought her draught was >>18<< feet.

Seaman, its not proper procedure to leave the con to go to the head!

What do you mean you were following the fishing boat!

Gin......what was that?

I told you not to listen to Sully! (heh heh) :173go1:

[Dirtman]

But what about the classic line?

"He grounds the warship he walks on.........."

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